The real disappointment in the Northwestern University sex toy demonstration was that the “implement” used in the live act was named the “f*ck saw”. I thought it would be named the “Big 10″, “the Leader”, or “the Legend.” So much for tradition. Is this the reason why they overlooked the dimensions of the field for the game [...]
If soccer was the American Dream we would have to subject ourselves to its version of Dick Vitale, the Pittsburgh Pirates, LeBron-mania, Tiger Woods, and Jerry Jones.