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What Really Inspired Tiger?

These billboards are scattered throughout the Asheville, NC area hoping to draw rich fans of Tiger to purchase high-priced mountain top lots on a new golf course that is part of The Cliffs line of developments. What really inspired him?

 

“E..lin..caught Tiger Chasin’ Tail, It’s plain to see” - Another Tiger Woods Parody

To the tune of Buck Owens “I’ve got a Tiger by the tail” (tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2oT7F6DSo)

“Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail” 
E…lin…caught Tiger chasin’ tail, it’s plain to see;
She swung a club and then he hit a tree;
Well, his Caddy’s wrecked and his life is in the pail.
Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.
Well, we […]

“I am Tiger Woods!” - The Sequel

Oh, these are the times I wish I was a video producer or writer for Saturday Night Live…Let’s re-write the fabled “I am Tiger Woods!” ad sequence.

Old Tom Haunts the Links Again

It’s surprising to watch the so-called golf experts break down the game that Tom Watson has displayed in his first two rounds at Turnberry, which has catapulted him to a share of the 36-hole lead with Steve Marino at 5-under par. How can so many pundits who have covered the game for decades ignore the […]

Late Musings on The Masters

Augusta = PGA Championship?: Remember those years in the early 2000s when sportwriters and talking heads would drone on and on about how the PGA Championship was the least relevant major? They pointed to a lackluster list of champions as proof of this status.
Well, where’s that talk about The Masters? The last three champions are […]