NostraDONus: Big 10 landing a 12th will have domino effect in CFB

Call them the Big Tentative. This week the Big 10, which really includes 11 teams but had as few as nine member schools during World War II, announced its desire to find a 12th suitor over the next 18 months to round out the conference and create more problems for elementary math students and those hoping to gain entry to Ohio State University, where entrance exams for football players in the Woody Hayes era included the question “How many teams are in the Big 10?”

What Really Inspired Tiger?

These billboards are scattered throughout the Asheville, NC area hoping to draw rich fans of Tiger to purchase high-priced mountain top lots on a new golf course that is part of The Cliffs line of developments. What really inspired him?

“E..lin..caught Tiger Chasin’ Tail, It’s plain to see” - Another Tiger Woods Parody

To the tune of Buck Owens “I’ve got a Tiger by the tail” (tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2oT7F6DSo)

“Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail” 
E…lin…caught Tiger chasin’ tail, it’s plain to see;
She swung a club and then he hit a tree;
Well, his Caddy’s wrecked and his life is in the pail.
Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.
Well, we […]

Uncork the whine, this year’s Siesta Bowl purposely set-up to be a ratings snoozer

TCU and Boise State are not the victims of some vast conspiracy against the non-BCS conferences. That would imply there is some level of secrecy to the whole charade and we know those are only used on the Clintons, Kennedy family members and Tiger Woods sext-message-o-the-week recipients. They are simply the victim of greed disguised as higher education, a model adopted and perfected by the Ivy League over the past 200 years and adapted for football by the six major conferences over the past 12 seasons. Let the whine and kickers flow.

“I am Tiger Woods!” - The Sequel

Oh, these are the times I wish I was a video producer or writer for Saturday Night Live…Let’s re-write the fabled “I am Tiger Woods!” ad sequence.