Golf

“E..lin..caught Tiger Chasin’ Tail, It’s plain to see” - Another Tiger Woods Parody

To the tune of Buck Owens “I’ve got a Tiger by the tail” (tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP2oT7F6DSo)

“Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail” 

E…lin…caught Tiger chasin’ tail, it’s plain to see;
She swung a club and then he hit a tree;
Well, his Caddy’s wrecked and his life is in the pail.
Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.

Well, we thought the day we saw you, you were gonna pass Jack;
You were more than just some other golfing hack.
But now, the girls you’re shaggin’ makes nineteen look derailed.
And it looks we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.

E…lin…caught Tiger chasin’ tail, it’s plain to see;
He won’t have much when she takes custody.
Well, he losin’ cred with ev’ry blonde bombshell.
Looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.

Well, every week you fly off to where slick greens are found;
There weren’t no way Phil takes you down.
You were so horny that you hooked a Perkins hobnail.
And it looks like we’ve got Tiger chasin’ tail.

E..lin…caught Tiger chasin’ tail it’s plain to see;
Say goodbye to AmEx and Nike.
Gatorade has pulled you from its sales.
All because that Tiger chased some tail.  

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